Fw: Asshole from Texas, put in White House

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can
take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have
him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for
work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can
take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have
them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah! We are about to take
an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House and half
the country will be looking for work the next day."