Fw: WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

if she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five

minutes is only five minutes if you have just been
given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping

around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means
"something," and you should be on your toes.
Arguments
that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh"
means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she

is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you
over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she

wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.

Just say you're welcome.



Send this to the men you know to warn them about
future arguments they can avoid if they remember the
terminology!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good

laugh!