Fw: DEAF & DUMB MAFIA BOOKKEEPER

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him outof ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf & dumb. That was the reason he gotthe job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf & dumb bookkeeper would nothear/say anything that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about hismissing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million buckshe embezzled from me is." The attorney, using sign language, asks thebookkeeper where the money is.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know whatyou're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper'stemple and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you don'ttell him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in abrown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard inQueens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" Theattorney replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers?