Fwd: latest pj's

Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha:
Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ?
Gadha: Apple khaane
Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!
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Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends. Champu is in love with
Champi, > > the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and
she rejects him for some other rich elephant across the river. Champu
is very sad, so Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see- saw at the
garden.

Suddenly the see- saw breaks... and they burst to a
song................... guess which one............................



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> > See- Saw ho ya dil ho.... aakhirrrrrr...toot jaata hai....toot
jaata hai...toot jaata hai....!!!!!



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> > The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against
the enemies....They had to cross the border to capture the enemy


base....but no one was able to cross the border and go across.
fearing death .



> > Just then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke ...got up and crossed the



> > border.....and nothing happened to him ..why??



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> > Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke...(from



Refugee)



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> > A man is speeding in his Ferrari on the highway.......suddenly
a hare hops up from nowhere, onto the road. unable to dodge it he
runs


right o v er it............overcome by concern he stops his car to
inspect
the hare..........the hare is dead. being an animal lover ,our
Ferrari driver tries to bring back the hare to life........he
frantically
searches the dicky of his car and finds a spray- can there.......he
sprays
the dead animal with it...suddenly the hare springs back to
life........it runs along the road....looks back and waves at the
man....then again
runs along some distance ,looks back and waves at him.....and then
again
runs further,looks back and waves...



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> > the man looks at the can and reads these words...



> > 'HAIR SPRAY. BRINGS LIFE TO DEAD HAIR.INCREASES WAVINESS.'



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> > A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his
birthday.



> > What does this friend who receive the gift sing ???



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> > Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai



> > Umra bhar ka gham (gum) hame inaam diya hai........



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> > One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4
Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs. When paan
waala
asks him for the rest of the money ...Bond replies ....?????



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> > Dhai (2.5) another day.........