Fw: bollywood

nanhey muney

mein hoon na

mohabattein

amir's coke

Fw: Was woman raped on telephone?

TUNIS, Tunisia, April 27 (UPI) -- A Tunisian family alleges their daughter was raped during a telephone conversation with a man, a lawyer for the family said.

The 30-year-old man said he never touched the young woman. But he acknowledged he heard her scream while they were "totally into" an erotic telephone conversation -- and that she reported bleeding, Al Arabiya reported.

Maha al-Metebaa, a lawyer representing the family, told the Kuwaiti newspaper Al-Qabs the case needs careful investigation because of its unprecedented allegations. He said a medical examination had determined that the woman, 20, was no longer a virgin.

"The intercourse did take place with all its details but verbally only," he said. "The sexual act did not really happen because the physical proximity factor is not there, yet it happened because there is a direct physical impact – the loss of virginity."

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2008/04/27/was_woman_raped_on_telephone/5602/

Fwd: Short story

 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the
bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird
lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it
was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and
happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird
singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him
out and ate him!
Moral of the story:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

Fw: Sardar and cow

A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to
observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird
dropped a load when it was directly over him. The
Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."

FW: ONE PARAGRAPH THAT EXPLAINS LIFE!

ONE PARAGRAPH THAT EXPLAINS LIFE!

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983. From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: "Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"? To this Arthur Ashe replied: "The world over -- 50 million children start playing tennis, 5 million learn to play tennis, 500,000 learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals, when I was holding a cup I never asked GOD 'Why me?'. And today in pain I should not be asking GOD 'Why me?' "

Rajnikanth in Sultan - The Warrior

The latest teaser of Rajni's In production movie 'SULTAN THE WARRIOR' directed by his daughter. This is just too marvelous for an Indian animated movie. Really a brilliant effort by Soundarya and Adlabs.

Fwd: true for all women ;-)

true for all women ;-)

Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT; Woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP. Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION ; Woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP . Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD; Woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET. Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE ; Woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVETRIANGLES. Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY ; Woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING . That's it!!! Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things... While women are still STUCK with shopping!!!

Fwd: Never trust cricketer

come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me, Never trust a cricketer,

whoever he may be.

Randier than a sailor who's been six months at sea. Never let a cricketer's

hand an inch above your knee.

First let's take the paceman, pure speed from first to last, My darlings do be

careful; his balls are hard and fast.

Then there's the medium pacer, his balls swing either way. He's really most

persistent and can keep it up all day.

And watch for the off-spinner, girls, another awkward chap, If you leave him

half an opening, he will slip one through the gap.

Then there's the Wiley 'slowy' pure cunning is length, He'll tempt you, then he

will trap you with his very subtle length.

So ladies, do be careful-your mothers would agree. Never trust a

cricketer-whoever he may be.

 

And what about the opening bat, his struggles never cease, He has only one

ambition, to spend all day at the crease.

The number three is a dasher, he seldom prods and pokes, When he goes into

action, he has a fine array of strokes.

And do beware the slogger-not content with one or two, When he arrives at the

crease then only six will do.

Then there's the real stonewaller, girls, he knows what he's about, and if you

let him settle in, it's hard to get him out.

We come now to the last man, I hope this will not shock, He doesn't mind if

he's last man in -as long as he gets a knock.

So, darlings, do be careful-and be well warned by me, Never trust a cricketer-

whoever he may be.

 

And watch the wicket keeper, girls; he's full of flair and dash, And if you

raise your heel, he'll whip'em off in a flash.

If you take the field, with the captain, you had better know the score or he'll

have you in positions that you never knew before.

The cricket commentator is a nasty sort of bloke, He watches all the action and

describes it stroke by stroke.

Even the kindly umpire-though he looks friendly as a pup, You'll quickly find

you've had it, when he puts his finger up.

So, darlings please remember, repeat it after me,

NEVER TRUST A CRICKETER-WHOEVER HE MAY BE!

Fw: Saddest pic ( funny one ! )

Fw: Saddest pic

Fw: Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?

There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese.....

Thumb represents your Parents
Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings
Middle finger represents your-Self
Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner
& the Last (Little) finger represents your children

Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip.

Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.

Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.

Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)...., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.

Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse).

You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT....., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!!

Please try this out......... ISN'T THIS A LOVELY THEORY?

Fw: Married Life - Pertinent Q & A

All bachelor boys are advised to seriously study them before they think of taking the plunge.

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
*********
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
*********
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
*********
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
*********
It is difficult to understand GOD . He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives
*********
If u r married please ignore this MSG,
For everyone else: Happy Independence Day
*********
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
*********
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage
*********
Galfriends r like chocolates, Taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. Wife r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
*********
Man receives telegram: Wife deadshould be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances.
Burn the body and bury the ash.
*********
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
*********
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
*********
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
*********
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
*********
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Fw: what is a corridor ?

once two brothers - one a fifth grader and the other a
fourth, were having a
conversation. It went like this.
Fifth grader: "you knw what?, the other day when i was
walking down the school
corridor, i saw a condom!"
Third grader (with a genuinely inncocent face): "what
is a corridor?"

Fw: cigarette and a condom

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them
was smoking a cigarette.
It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her
purse, took out a condom,
cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and
continued to smoke.

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea!
What is it that you put
over your cigarette?". The other old lady said," Its a
condom". "A condom?
Where do you get those?" The lady with the cigarette
told her friend that you
could purchase condoms at the pharmacy.

When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady
with all the questions
went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he
sold condoms. The
pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised
that this old woman was
interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do
you want?". The old lady
thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a
Camel!"

Fw: Types of...

A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of
breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are
three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons,
round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still
nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."

A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of
penises are there?"

The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man
goes through three phases.
In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak,
mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is like birch,
flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration
only."

Fw: What is secs?

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her
father is working, and asks
him: - "Daddy, what's sex? ".
"OK!" He thinks...this day was bound to come, and I am
not going to let my
little princess learn about Sex from the streets. He
sits her down, and tells
her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her
about puberty, menstruation,
sexual intercourse, conception, sperms and eggs.
Then she asks :- "Daddy, what is "A Couple?"
He carries on: a couple are the two people involved in
sex, but this can be two
males also, or two females which we call lesbians, and
goes on to describe sex,
pornography, etc... The father finally asks :- "So why
did you want to know
about "a couple" and "Sex"?
"Oh, mummy said lunch will be ready in a couple of
secs ..."

Fw: Sex with a robot

Santa goes to meet his notorious techno-geek friend in his office.

"Hey, Santa, how are you?"

"I`m good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!", says Santa

"Well, I`m glad you like her. Believe it or not, she`s a robot!"

"No way, how could that be?", says Santa

"Way! She`s the latest model from Japan. Let me tell you how she works. If you

squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she

types a letter. And that`s not all, she can have sex, too!"

"You`re kidding, right?"

"No, she`s something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her."

So, Santa takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while.

Suddenly, Santa`s friend hears Santa screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh!

Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"

Santa`s friend says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"

Fw: Nice balls

Santa is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a

midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, Santa doesn`t

get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him,

climbs it, and proceeds to admire Santa`s privates at close range.

"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

Surprised and flattered, Santa thanks the midget and starts to move away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but

I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"

Again Santa is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the

request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on Santa`s balls, and says,

"Okay, hand me your wallet or I`ll jump off the ladder!"

Fw: A different Scoreboard

Mr and Mrs Banta`s friend, Santa, is visiting from out-of-state, when an

unexpected blizzard blows in, and keeps him from traveling. Since Bantas` have

no guest room, he states his intention to find a nearby hotel, and be on his

way in the morning.

"Nonsense," says Banta`s wife, Preeto. "Our bed is plenty big enough for all

three of us, and we`re all friends here."

Banta concurs, and before long they`re settled in: Banta in the middle, Preeto

on his left, and Santa on his right.

After a while, Banta begins snoring, and his wife, Preeto sneaks over to

Santa`s side of the bed, and invites him to have sex with her Naturally,

Santa`d like to, but he`s reluctant.

"We`re in the same bed with your husband, Banta! He`ll wake up, and he`ll kill me."

"Don`t worry about it," Preeto says, "he`s such a sound sleeper, he`ll never

notice. If you don`t believe me, just yank a hair off of his ass. He won`t even

wake up."

So the friend yanks a hair off Banta`s anus, and sure enough, she`s right.

Banta sleeps right through having a hair yanked out of his ass. So, Preeto and

Santa have sex, and then she goes back to her side of the bed.

After about twenty minutes, though, she`s back on his side of the bed, asking

Santa to do it again. The same argument follows, another hair is yanked from

Banta`s corn hole, and again they have sex. This keeps up for about half the

night, until after about the sixth time, when Preeto goes back to her side.

Banta rolls over, and whispers to his friend, "I don`t mind that you`re

shagging my wife, but do you really have to use my asshole as your

scoreboard?"

Fw: Plight of Banta

On a cold January morning Banta was driving along a long empty road when he

heard his engine making funny noises. Suddenly it came splattering to a halt

and for the next 30 minutes he tried in vain to get it going.

With no mobile phone and temperature at 5 degrees, he decided to stop down the

next car. After an hour a car finally stopped.

A guy jumps out of the car, knocks him in the gut, takes his wallet, wrist

watch, and tells him to take off his clothes. The crazy thief then bundles up

the clothes and wallet, throws them in his back seat and zooms off, leaving the

poor Banta nude, freezing and in panic.

But, luckily a few minutes later a Trucker spots Banta and seeing his plight,

tells him to hop in his truck. He listens patiently to Banta's tale of woe.

After Banta has told the trucker everything, the Trucker begins to unbuckle his

belt and says, "Buddy, I guess this just ain't your day!"

Fw: Banta and Preeto

Banta and Preeto are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

Banta says to Preeto, "I was wondering, have you ever cheated on me?"

Preeto replies, "Oh dear, why would you ask such a question now?" "I really

want to know. Please..."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."

"Three? Well, when were they?" Banta asked.

"Well, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the

business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day

the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no

questions asked?"

"Oh, Preeto, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such

a thing for me. So, when was number two?"

"Well, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that

very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how Dr.

Santa came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in

good shape again?"

"I can`t believe it! Preeto, you should do such a thing for me, to save my

life. I couldn`t have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must

really love me darling. I couldn`t be more moved. So, all right then, when was

number three?"

"Remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf

club and you were 21 votes short..?"

Fw: Johnny and 12 slices of toast

Johnny is a young boy, just potty trained. When he goes to the bathroom though,

he manages to hit everything but the toilet. So his mom has to go in and clean

up after him. After two weeks, she has had enough, and takes Johnny to the

doctor.

After the examination, the doctor said, "His unit is too small. An old wives'

tale is to give him two slices of toast each morning, and his unit will grow so

he can hold it and aim straight."

The next morning Johnny jumped out of bed and ran downstairs to the kitchen.

There on the table, are twelve slices of toast.

"Mom!" Johnny yells. "The doctor said I only had to eat two slices of toast."

"I know." said his mother. "The other ten are for your father."

Fw: Hiding

Joe was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thing at the
bar and took her back to his hotel room.

Little did he know she was darn near a nymphomaniac.

After six times, she was screaming for more. After the *eighth* time, Joe told
her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.

On the way out, he stopped in the men's room. He stood in front of the urinal,
unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn't find "it."

After a couple of minutes of fishing around, he finally said, "Look, it's okay.
She's not here!"

Fw: 3 ducks and the warden

A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to
enforce the laws pending. He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said,
"Looks like you`ve had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?"
The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden.
The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck`s rectum,
pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here`s a Washington state duck. Do
you have a Washington state hunting license?"
The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a Washington
state hunting license.
The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in the bird`s rectum, pulled
it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here`s an Idaho duck. Do you have an Idaho
state hunting license?"
The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state hunting license.
The warden took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said, "This
here`s an Oregon state duck. Do you have an Oregon state hunting license?"
Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter produced the appropriate license.
The warden, a little miffed at having struck out, handed the ducks back to the
hunter and said, "You`ve got all of these licenses, just where the hell are you
from?"
The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said "You`re so smart, YOU tell ME!"

Fw: Play golf but be careful

A fellow tees off, and slices terribly. He sees the ball fly past a stand of
trees and then hears a shriek.

He runs over and finds a woman knocked out cold. The man runs back to the
clubhouse and shouts, "Is there a doctor here?"

"I'm a doctor," another man says, rising. "What's the trouble?"

"I just hit a woman with a golf ball out there and she's unconscious!"

"Well where did you hit her?" the doctor asks.

"Between the first and second holes."

"Oh my," the doctor says, shaking his head. "That doesn't leave much room for stitches!"

Fw: Indian Batsmen

A woman goes to the police station and complains that she has been raped by an
Indian batsman.
The policeman askes how she knew he was Indian.
She replies, "Well, he wasn`t in for very long" ! (Ha, ha !)

Fw: Small Cox

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were
spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and
began undressing.

When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww-what's wrong
with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so
gross?"

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked.

"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."

The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued undressing.

When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her nose.

"What's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "They're all lumpy and deformed!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing
continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess... Small Cox?"

Fw: Tax officer

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books
of a synagogue.

While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you
buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"

"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the
candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor, (somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had
a practical answer; but on he went, in his obnoxious way): "What about all
these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap
him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the
manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy
biscuits."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the
know-it-all Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from
the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all
the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and once a year they send us a
complete prick"

PacMAN

Fwd: Rajnikanth in Dhoom-3

AFTER LOOONG TIME SPECULATIONS AND CHANGES IN THE HERO CASTING, IT IS CONFIRMED THAT SUPERSTAR RAJNIKANTH IS GOING TO ACT IN THE NEXT DHOOM SERIES MOVIE - DHOOM-3 Shooting has already been started ........ A Clip of the movie is given below .... Just go through the mail step by step... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Rajni kanth Chasing Villains ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... ... Petrol finished in His Bike ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Come on Rajni kanth ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Cant predict anything - He is the BOSS .

Fwd: Top Rajnikant Facts Published...

Top Rajnikant Facts Published

  * There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.

 

* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

 

* Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.

 

* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. (God help me.. i cant take this anymore)

 

* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

* Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)

 

* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

 

* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.

 

* There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

 

* Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

 

* Rajnikant can divide by zero.

 

* Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction,

there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.

 

* When taking the GRE, write "Rajnikant" for every answer. You will score over 1600.

* Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

 

* Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

 

* Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant"

 

* If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

 

* Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

 

* Rajnikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

 

* It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

 

* The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

 

* Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

 

* Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified

that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.
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Mario Rampage

Darts

3D Pool

Super Mario

Fw : Online Sudoku

Fw: wats next...??

what should be the character in blanks in this series z,x,c,v,__,n,__,

Fw: Fun with numbers

A number of 9 digits has the following properties:

* The number comprising the leftmost two digits is divisible by 2,that comprising the leftmost three digits is divisible by 3, theleftmost four by 4, the leftmost five by 5, and so on for the ninedigits of the number i.e. the number formed from the first n digits isdivisible by n, 2<=n<=9.

*Each digit in the number is different i.e. no digits are repeated.

*The digit 0 does not occur in the number i.e. it is comprised only ofthe digits 1-9 in some order.Find the number.

Example :- 381654729

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Fw: old one but gud one ..

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board thebus, but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girlcame under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took theconductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capitalpunishment.He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair inthe center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of theroom. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current wasgiven to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judgedecided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried toboard the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman cameunderthe bus and died on the spot. Again angry passengers took him to thepolice station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took onelook at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber wheretherewas a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peelatone corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and highvoltagecurrent was given to him. This time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decidedto set him free, and he returned to his profession. A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences,stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and dieddue to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station andthen to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anythingwrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set anexample and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamberwhere there was a single chair in the center of the room and a singlebanana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair andhigh voltage current was given to him. This time he diedinstantly!!!!!!!!!!! The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but diedinstantly the third time?? Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer isperfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again. Still if youcan't, then look below.........












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Answer: During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, thereforeelectricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he was agood conductor, electricity passed through him freely and hedied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha Ha Ha !!! Obviously you have to revise your science chapter on Electricity???

Fw: no sex tonite?

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feellike it, I just want you to hold me."I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "Nohoney, I don't feel like it."Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this looklike she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

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