Fw: 3 ducks and the warden

A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to
enforce the laws pending. He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said,
"Looks like you`ve had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?"
The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden.
The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck`s rectum,
pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here`s a Washington state duck. Do
you have a Washington state hunting license?"
The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a Washington
state hunting license.
The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in the bird`s rectum, pulled
it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here`s an Idaho duck. Do you have an Idaho
state hunting license?"
The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state hunting license.
The warden took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said, "This
here`s an Oregon state duck. Do you have an Oregon state hunting license?"
Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter produced the appropriate license.
The warden, a little miffed at having struck out, handed the ducks back to the
hunter and said, "You`ve got all of these licenses, just where the hell are you
from?"
The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said "You`re so smart, YOU tell ME!"