Fw: Plight of Banta

On a cold January morning Banta was driving along a long empty road when he

heard his engine making funny noises. Suddenly it came splattering to a halt

and for the next 30 minutes he tried in vain to get it going.

With no mobile phone and temperature at 5 degrees, he decided to stop down the

next car. After an hour a car finally stopped.

A guy jumps out of the car, knocks him in the gut, takes his wallet, wrist

watch, and tells him to take off his clothes. The crazy thief then bundles up

the clothes and wallet, throws them in his back seat and zooms off, leaving the

poor Banta nude, freezing and in panic.

But, luckily a few minutes later a Trucker spots Banta and seeing his plight,

tells him to hop in his truck. He listens patiently to Banta's tale of woe.

After Banta has told the trucker everything, the Trucker begins to unbuckle his

belt and says, "Buddy, I guess this just ain't your day!"