Fw: Sex with a robot

Santa goes to meet his notorious techno-geek friend in his office.

"Hey, Santa, how are you?"

"I`m good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!", says Santa

"Well, I`m glad you like her. Believe it or not, she`s a robot!"

"No way, how could that be?", says Santa

"Way! She`s the latest model from Japan. Let me tell you how she works. If you

squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she

types a letter. And that`s not all, she can have sex, too!"

"You`re kidding, right?"

"No, she`s something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her."

So, Santa takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while.

Suddenly, Santa`s friend hears Santa screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh!

Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"

Santa`s friend says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"