Fw: cigarette and a condom

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them
was smoking a cigarette.
It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her
purse, took out a condom,
cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and
continued to smoke.

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea!
What is it that you put
over your cigarette?". The other old lady said," Its a
condom". "A condom?
Where do you get those?" The lady with the cigarette
told her friend that you
could purchase condoms at the pharmacy.

When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady
with all the questions
went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he
sold condoms. The
pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised
that this old woman was
interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do
you want?". The old lady
thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a
Camel!"