Fw: Types of...

A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of
breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are
three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons,
round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still
nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."

A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of
penises are there?"

The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man
goes through three phases.
In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak,
mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is like birch,
flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration
only."