Fw: Nice balls

Santa is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a

midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, Santa doesn`t

get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him,

climbs it, and proceeds to admire Santa`s privates at close range.

"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

Surprised and flattered, Santa thanks the midget and starts to move away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but

I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"

Again Santa is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the

request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on Santa`s balls, and says,

"Okay, hand me your wallet or I`ll jump off the ladder!"