Fw: A different Scoreboard

Mr and Mrs Banta`s friend, Santa, is visiting from out-of-state, when an

unexpected blizzard blows in, and keeps him from traveling. Since Bantas` have

no guest room, he states his intention to find a nearby hotel, and be on his

way in the morning.

"Nonsense," says Banta`s wife, Preeto. "Our bed is plenty big enough for all

three of us, and we`re all friends here."

Banta concurs, and before long they`re settled in: Banta in the middle, Preeto

on his left, and Santa on his right.

After a while, Banta begins snoring, and his wife, Preeto sneaks over to

Santa`s side of the bed, and invites him to have sex with her Naturally,

Santa`d like to, but he`s reluctant.

"We`re in the same bed with your husband, Banta! He`ll wake up, and he`ll kill me."

"Don`t worry about it," Preeto says, "he`s such a sound sleeper, he`ll never

notice. If you don`t believe me, just yank a hair off of his ass. He won`t even

wake up."

So the friend yanks a hair off Banta`s anus, and sure enough, she`s right.

Banta sleeps right through having a hair yanked out of his ass. So, Preeto and

Santa have sex, and then she goes back to her side of the bed.

After about twenty minutes, though, she`s back on his side of the bed, asking

Santa to do it again. The same argument follows, another hair is yanked from

Banta`s corn hole, and again they have sex. This keeps up for about half the

night, until after about the sixth time, when Preeto goes back to her side.

Banta rolls over, and whispers to his friend, "I don`t mind that you`re

shagging my wife, but do you really have to use my asshole as your

scoreboard?"